ORDERS

Why did my order arrive in separate packages?

Because teamwork isn’t always about staying together. Your gear might show up one piece at a time. Think of it as interval training for your mailbox.

SHIPPING

How long does shipping take?

Somewhere between quick and glacial. Typically 5–20 business days. That’s the mid-performance promise.

Do you offer free shipping?

Free? No. Average? Yes. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout, just like every other average online store.

Where do you ship?

Pretty much worldwide. If your postman can find you, we’ll get it there (eventually). Let us know if your country is missing.

PRODUCTS

How do the clothes fit?

They fit like most clothes: sometimes perfect, sometimes not. We recommend checking the size chart and trusting your mid-performance instincts.

What is the quality like?

Perfectly average. Our mid-performance gear is engineered for average athletes like you.

Why do my clothes smell a bit funny out of the packaging?

You smell vinegar. We smell moral victory. One wash should help remove that victory stench.

RETURNS & EXCHANGES

Can I return my order?

If it’s faulty, yes (see our refund policy). If you just changed your mind… well, average athletes push through.